August 13, 2004

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    How awesome are these toys?  They were on the shelves for only a few days before the major chain stores like Target and Walmart took them down.  Gee...I wonder why?




    Dirty Sanchez?  Donkey Punch?  HAHA!!  Can you believe the marketing geniuses that actually approved those names?  I wonder if they know the true connotations behind them.


    I figure you probably can't find these in the store anymore but if you're lucky to find them, you could probably make a few bucks selling them on Ebay.


    Controversy + No long available merchandise = $$$$


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    EDIT:  You knew the jokes were bound to come out...


    The Top 10 Governor McGreevey Jokes:


    10) NJ's state bird is the SWALLOW


    9) NJ Turnpike renamed the Hershey Highway


    8) NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.


    7) We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous!


    6) Now we know why McGreevey liked "polling" so much!


    5) What does McGreevey and the Israeli Navy have in common?  Jewish seamen.


    4) NJ DMV to now call rear-end accidents, a McGreevey.


    3) Gives new meaning to stuffing the ballot box.


    2) NY Post headline: "McGreevey Goes Down!"


    1) How long will it take McGreevey to move out of the Governor's mansion in NJ?  Not long...he's already got his shit packed!

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