March 24, 2005

  • I find it funny when I hear females talking/writing about how "size matters" in a guy.  While I can understand that an inadequately equipped guy can be less than satisfying, if a guy is of average size and the girl still wants something bigger, what does it say about the girl?  The phrase "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" comes to mind. 


    If you think about it logically, wouldn't it make sense that the average guy would "fit" well with an average girl?  Who are we kidding though right? Since when were females considered objects of reason?


    So the next time a female yearns for or demands a guy be more well endowed, maybe they should stop for a second and wish instead that their "candle holder" was a little bit smaller.  But hey, if size still does matter, there's a bar around the corner missing the seat cushion on one of its stools you can sit on.


    P.S. This entry has nothing to do with me but rather the entries I've read of several females talking about size.

Comments (66)

  • did you just confess to the xanga public that you lack size? hahahaha jk =D

  • i heard that different cultures have different sizes for both the woman and the man. For example, black men are supposedly endowed but black women are also larger... asian men are supposedly smaller and so are asian women and white people are supposedly average therefore the white women are average too. It kind of makes sense...

  • its not bout size..its how u work it..."motion in the ocean"

  • hi. i randomly stumbled onto your site.. you have some interesting things to say... (i think ive seen you before at 1 BPP.. do you work there?)

    anyway, i'd have to disagree with the whole size thing. guys are more obsessed about it than girls are. sometimes, bigger isnt always better. it's like trying to fit a king sized pillow into one of those kiddie-sized pillowcase... you could argue that guys care bc girls care but on the flip side, doesn't that go for women and breast size also?

  • it's all about foreplay, not size.

  • average size is good but its just that some guys...are pretty small......i bet even if you saw it, you'll think its small...well if he's that small....his tongue should make up for it....

  • Thats sad Dave....You know they have these drugs now that might be able to help with the uhhh..."problem". My only problem is I need a two stools..one for me and one for my......foot.

  • ^ So you like sitting on stools with no seat cushions Scott?  Your ass must be pretty loose. haha

  • i've heard that asian girls are "deeper" down there. if that's the case, going with the stereotype that asian guys are small, then the asian race has just had a history of really, really bad sex. hehe.

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA BAR STOOL!!!!!!

  • omg oppa... touchy touchy topic~!! 

    i think guys just need to know that it's not supposed to be a back & forth,in & out  rockin' motion...  use them hips like you would on the dance floor.. woohoo~~!! 

  • "throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

    OMG...I almost spit out my soda.  Haha!

    It's not about the length...it's about the girth.

  • although i congratulate you in your forward thinking that girls are very economical and want bigger size to accommodate bigger size, one actually has no bearing on another.  just as man will always want a more expensive car regardless of how much actual money is in their small wallets. 

  • i agree w/the whole "motion of the ocean". size really doesn't matter. what's more important is the guy knowing wth he's doing...esp. w/his OTHER God given parts. besides, it's like goldilocks - one might be too big for you, one might be too small...you just gotta find one that fits just right.

  • hahahahahahahaha.....

    but girls can do exercises to make their "hallways" smaller and tighter (go kegel!) - men cant really do much to change what they're given.

  • LOL! i can just hear the echo in the hallways as you throw that hotdog.

  • nice disclaimer.

  • candle stick holder ...... too funny!!!!!

  • Ya like a chick to have no ass or tits dude....????

    I am with chicks on this one....if they get turn on by a big one...I beleive um...

  • bah humbug :D

  • LOL  .... throwing a hog doeg down a hallway

  • lol.. your post and comments are too funny.. thanks for the laugh!

  • lol omg.

  • not all women who want a bigger sized dick has a big "hallway" as you put it.  the inside walls of the vagina can stretch, if you didn't know and that feeling is quite amazing if you care to ask women around.  men with smaller units aren't really able to stretch the walls effectively as a bigger dicked man (tee hee) would.  it's a woman thing that you might just not know, dave....

  • was that you who, one day maybe a year or so ago, in the elevator asked me if i was an attorney? yes, im at HHR but not in ny anymore.

    and no barfing on my entry. sometimes you just dont have anything worth xangaing about but i was bored shitless at work today. :P

  • This is actually regarding you previous entry.  Check out my site.. and u'll see what i mean: http://www.bridalsassique.com/index.asp?PageAction=Custom&ID=1

    Scroll down, like half way, and you'll see some "chubby" bridesmaids...

    This thing you heard on the radion, only happens in L.A.!

  • wow, that was a rather interesting post. but its so true. so gurl shouldnt complain! ^_^ random props.

    x0x0

  • ain't it a power thing too? i know one girl who constantly teases my friend, showing to her girlfriends her dominion over him by rubbing her ass into his lap, because she knows he has a crush on him. females need to have sort of control over men because they've been hurt or have low self-esteem. or maybe it's a 'sex in the city' thing.

    whatever it may be, if big willie's are required, then more power to the women who have the honesty to say it. i can say i just want to find happiness in some lucky gal and not looking for a lady with curves and a pair of double D's.

  • LOL! thanks for the much needed laugh.

  • OH MY GOD! nICE TOPIC ............................................................. NOT!

  • well, "motion of the ocean" and "stretching the glove" are valid points on opposing spectrums.  skills other than just thrusting the kielbasa is definitely a plus, especially if a man knows how to pay attention to what the woman likes and enhancing that experience all over.  If you're average, develop more talents, if you're large, then more props to you giving a woman who wants that her prize.  Some women just wants a slight stretch, and moving right to where the right spot is hit.  We should not discriminate as there are plenty of options out there.  Plenty of lovin' to go around.

  • hmm random props...i get asked alot by guys asking if i care..but f0r me...it d0nt matter cause i aint g0nna d0 anything with it heheheh

  • hey!!just some random comment but i hope you have fun during spring break...look like you are kamping in the pic...lolz well that is fun bye for now

    >3hayden

  • well, I can see the ladies point. an average size order of buffalo fingers os very good but an extra large size is SOOOO much better

  • HaHa OH my , ok didn't ever think about that one, good job but why in the hell were u just thinking about that ???...i mean were u frickin' really bored or somethin' kuz damn....newayz heres some random propz for being unabashed...good one dude seriously xoxoxo muah buh-bye

  • PUAHAHHAHH!  YOU FUNNY!

  • uhhhhhh bad picture really bad im 14 and i think about that shizzit but u really gave me a bad picture

  • this entry reminds me of a sex and the city episode. the girl complains her guy has a small penis but he replies with "did you ever think that maybe your vagina is just too big?!" :)

  • size... good.

    size + skills... even better.

    men need to work on their skills.

  • you're so retarded.  it was joke between me and henry.

  • I PREFER AVERAGE OVER TOO BIG........THEN IT JUST WOULDN'T FEEL GOOD ANYMORE.....BIGGER MEANS MORE PAIN AND LESS ENJOYMENT....

  • LOLZ u funny

    AllysA

  • i dont care that im being a baby. i will whine! dont be jealous cuz ur 30. HAHA. thats the #1 good thing about knowing only older ppl. ill always be the ggoma.

  • true. women ought to do kegels. not many know about those exercises.

  • *fart*fart* jal hae oppa doo

  • dude, ur xanga is freakin popular, hahaha yea, i like the car, didn't spend much, 7500... and im not in cali right now, im in georgia, freakin army, haha and ny aint much better than cali, u get stuff jacked there too no?  haha catch ya laters

  • where are you hiding?!?!!?!??!?!!

  • size matters but it's not the be all, end all and there is a too big and a too small.

  • size does matter- enuf said ;)

  • ryc: Horde or Alliance on Skullcrusher? =)

    and hahaha. Thanks for that forum link. ^^

  • You know, I read an interesting article about plastic surgery for women's genitals. It was years ago, and the point was that womens vaginal walls do stretch (particularily with child birth), and as they do they loose their sense of stimulation... so instead of getting "larger guys" they stick with their hubby, and get a simple surgery. I wonder if this has anything to do with "size issues".

  • I noticed that this is NOT the first entry you have written about male size, you know.

  • Friday April 15,2005
    Paul van dyk w/ Edgar v @ Crobar NYC
    Advanced: $40 Door Admission: $50
    21+over
    Email me for tix: Babeeahh@yahoo.com

  • hey, anytime u wanna respond to my email i sent last week.  i want me dvds back!

  • stop playing warcraft

  • hahaha, yea, i left out a lot of details...

  • Amen to that brotha

  • how about ditmar and 41st?

  • perseverance is key. i know that you're working your @ss off doing what you gotta do in life so i know you understand. it's trying, but know that you'll come out on top at the end! so more props to you!

  • so have you had your starfished touched????

  • so have you had your starfished touched????

  • and a girl doesn't poop? i take it you don't touch your girl's starfish too often either, huh?! hehe. actually, isn't your butt actually cleaner than your mouth? granted, that's where poop comes out of, but that's about it!

  • its not a knob, let me restate, it's a button.

    and yea i'm going to pvd.

  • damn man, u need to friggin update.
    anyways ur comemnt was funny. u got in truoble for renting nightmare no elm st. i cant believe some pansy tattle taled on u.
    i rented single white female once for my birthday sleepover. there was a nude scene where bridget fonda is walking around and u can see her butt. my mom yelled at me asking why i was renting this stuff for all my friends to see.

  • oh your dad is coming? tha's cool.

    i'm going with diana. i don't really know who else is going except kevin.

  • oh man......you never fail to disappoint.  =D

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