October 1, 2004

  • Transformers - More Choi than meets the Eye! 


    PhAtBoY113: nice entry today fag
    nyChoi526: shut up
    nyChoi526: we were all robots
    nyChoi526: shut up
    nyChoi526: we were all robots
    PhAtBoY113: and did they all have big camshafts?
    nyChoi526: no
    nyChoi526: you fag
    nyChoi526: it was like the movie
    nyChoi526: we were fighting
    PhAtBoY113: "next thing i know the other decepticon hits me from the back and they double team my ass..."
    PhAtBoY113: ok there homo
    PhAtBoY113: haha
    nyChoi526: i didnt write that
    nyChoi526: oh
    nyChoi526: i did
    nyChoi526: hhaha
    nyChoi526: you fag
    PhAtBoY113: HAHAHA
    PhAtBoY113: dumbass
    nyChoi526: damn
    nyChoi526: i just reread it
    nyChoi526: it sounds all perverted now
    nyChoi526: you fag
    PhAtBoY113: haha oh man im dying
    nyChoi526: shut up!
    nyChoi526: fuckin guy


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September 29, 2004

  • Law School - Sure thing or a Gamble?


    There seems to be a common misconception that pursuing a career in law automatically results in making a lot of money.  In response to my last entry, people tried to assure me that once I finish law school, I'll be making a lot of money and everything will be better.  As much as I appreciate the votes of confidence, the future isn't lined with silver as many think it might be.


    During my time on Xanga, I've received comments and emails from people interested in pursuing law, asking for any advice that I might have to give.  Well, here it goes:


    Let me explain to you first the typical hiring process when it comes to getting a job as a lawyer.  I'm sure you've heard that the first year in law school is the most important.  Here's why:


    Assuming you're a fulltime student (3 years), you sign up for on campus interviews after your first year.  With the hundreds of firms out there, you're only allowed to select a handful of them to send your resume to.  This is to limit the number of applicants each firm gets considering the large pool of law students seeking jobs.  Upon receiving these resumes, law firms pick which ones they want to offer an interview to.  This initial selection is based pretty much on your first year grades and ranking which is why there is such emphasis put on first year grades.  (If you're a part time student like I am, your first 2 years are taken into consideration.) 


    If you're lucky enough to be selected for an interview, you now have to go through the interviewing process where you have to sell yourself as being better than the other students who also passed the first hurdle.  After a series of interviews, the firm will narrow down the field even more, finally settling on only about 8 students total.  These 8 students are offered a summer associate position for the following summer (end of 2nd year). 


    Once you land a job as a summer associate (which pays around $2500 a week for most corporate firms), if the firm likes you, they will offer you a fulltime position for when you graduate.  Although it's rare that summer associates don't get offers for fulltime employment, it does happen.


    The starting salary for first year associates at these firms is pretty much standard across the board at $125,000 a year with bonus.  With applicants coming from law schools all over the country (more so if you're looking for a job in a city like NY or LA), you can see why the selection process is so stringent.


    Because every law student wants to land one of these jobs, you can imagine how competitive the atmosphere can get in law school.  Unlike college where you can make friends and goof around, in law school you have to look at everyone like they're your competitor, because they are.


    What makes the competition even greater is the grading curve that all schools have.  If you think by simply knowing the law you're going to do well, you're wrong.  Law school exams consist of one cumulative final at the end of the semester...in essay form.  Unfortunately, despite how much you think you know, you really can't predict how well you did on an exam.


    For example, let's say you have 3 students in the same class: A, B and C.  All 3 students have studied and know the material.  When it comes to grading the exam, A wrote his answer a little better than B, who wrote his answer a little better than C.  Because of the grading curve, one student HAS to get an A, one a B and the other a C.  So theoretically, C can know the material inside and out but he can still end up with only a C.  Since the answers are in essay format, there's also a subjective aspect regarding the grading.  In my example I used 3 students but imagine being a professor grading the papers of 50 students. 


    If you had to read the answers of 50 students all talking about the same subject, do you think you can be objective and grade each exam relative to the other 49?  Highly unlikely.


    When someone asks me how I did on my finals, I tell them I honestly don't know.  From my experience, I've had exams where I thought I bombed but ended up doing really well in and other exams where I thought I kicked ass only to be let down by the grade I actually got. 


    Going back to the job situation, if you're not able to secure a job as a summer associate before graduating, you'll end up joining the MAJORITY of law school graduates basically scrounging to get whatever job they can after graduation.  It's funny when someone asks a law student what type of law they want to practice, because ultimately they're going to practice in whatever field they can get a job in.


    Regarding these jobs obtained outside the summer associate program, believe it or not the pay is much less than you would think.  I actually know several lawyers who were making $40,000 coming out of law school.  With $100,000+ in school loans looming over your head, the competitive nature within school is intensified.


    So you managed to land a summer associate position and think you're set.  Guess what?  You still have the Bar Exam to worry about.  If you thought taking a 3-4 hour cumulative exam covering an entire semester's worth of material was difficult, imagine taking an exam over the course of 2 days covering material from 3-4 years.  In case you didn't know, in order to practice law in a particular state, you have to take the bar exam for that state.  So if you wanted to practice law in NY, NJ and CT, you'd have to take 3 bar exams over the course of 4 days.  Sounds fun doesn't it?   


    I am currently in my 3rd year and to be honest, my grades weren't good enough to land a summer associate position.  Considering I work fulltime and go to school at nights, I suppose it's not surprising.  I work from 9:30-5:30 and have class from 6:00-10:00.  By the time I get home, it's almost 11:30pm and I'm simply exhausted.  I try to read on the commute home but usually end up dozing off.  I try to catch up on whatever reading I can on the weekends and I save my vacation days to take a week off right before finals to cram my ass off.  I admit I do get lazy sometimes and don't utilize my spare time to the fullest.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not doing bad in school, but just not good enough. 


    My advice to those out there considering law is to really think about it.  Law school is a HUGE investment in time and money and the odds are stacked against you.  There is nothing certain about pursuing a career in law.  There is no guarantee that you're going to make money. 


    In light of my previous entry, I hope now you can see where my worrying and stress about the future comes from.  I know there are lawyers on Xanga and other law students.  The above is simply my experience with it so far.


    P.S. I forgot to mention...I was reading the NY Law Journal yesterday and it said that the passing score on the bar exam will be raised by 5 points each year for the next 3 years starting with the July 2005 bar exam.  So even if you make it through law school and manage to have a job lined up, it's going to be harder to pass the bar exam now.  Oh boy! I can't wait!  

September 28, 2004

  • Family Ties


    How strong is your loyalty to your family?  Does it overshadow your own personal desires or goals?


    As I'm getting older, I'm definitely thinking more about the future...not just my own but that of the entire family.  Right now, my dad is living in Korea and so is my youngest brother.  My other brother and I live at home with our mom, basically sharing the burden of supporting the family.  However, my brother is engaged now and he'll be married within a few months. 


    When I look ahead at how the family structure and situation is going to change, I'm left with the following questions:



    • How will I cover my brother's share of the rent once he's gone?

    • Who will provide for my mom when I'm married as well?

    • Will my mom end up living alone down the line or will she live with me or one of my brothers?

    • Will my dad ever come back to live in the states?  Or will he end up dying a lonely old man back in Korea?  (It's been 8 years since I've seen my dad and I can't imagine what it must be like for him to be separated from his family for so long.)

    • If my dad does come back, will he just end up being another financial burden on the family?

    Several of my friends know about my current situation and although I've been told to start thinking about myself more and detach myself from my family obligations, I can't.  You see, the way I look at it, my parents (particularly my mom) went through a lot to try and raise me and my brothers.  Before I graduated college and started working, my mother had no one to help her financially.  Seeing her come home every night tired and exhausted after working long hours at a nail salon killed me.  I would much rather work myself and struggle than to subject her to anymore than she already has.  That is why I can't turn my back on her and the family now.


    Also, just like I'm getting older, so are my parents.  Although I haven't seen my dad in a long time, from what my youngest brother in Korea tells me, "he looks OLD".  Although my circumstances may give rise to frustrations and sometimes anger towards my parents, the thought of them not being around anymore scares me.   


    When I look at other people my age, I see them all living pretty independent lives and I admit I envy them at times.  If I didn't have my family obligations to worry about, I'd be able to live in a place of my own in the city, I could pay my way through lawschool instead of taking out loans.  *sigh*  It's amazing how much impact money (or lack thereof) can have on one's life.  I just pray that everything works out in the end...

September 22, 2004

  • When nature calls (or rather YELLS!)


    Have you guys ever been in a situation where you had to go to the bathroom REALLY bad but couldn't because of the circumstance/situation you were in?  Well, it happened to me this morning.


    So I'm on the subway making my way downtown towards work when this sudden urge to take a shit hit me.  At first I thought it was morning gas or something and that the feeling would pass, but boy was I wrong.  As each minute passed (which seemed like an hour btw), the rumble in my stomach got worse and I felt the pressure building.  OMG, I'm not going to make it!


    Being that it was morning rush hour, the subway was packed with people and I was standing against the door, clutching onto the pole for support.  I broke out in a cold sweat and could see goosebumps form on my arms.  I could feel the little beads of sweat forming at the top of my ass crack as I clenched for dear life. 


    When I finally got to my stop, I did what I would describe as the "pole up my ass shuffle" towards the exit stairs.  By the time I finally got up to my office on the 21st floor I thought I was going to pass out.  Straight to the bathroom I went to drop the kids finally off at the pool.  Ahhhhh....RELIEF!


    P.S.  From talking to other guys, it seems like inopportune bathroom moments is not an uncommon thing but does shit (no pun intended) like that happen to girls? 


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September 20, 2004

  • TAEGUKGI


    So I finally got around to seeing "Taegukgi" this past weekend after reading all the hype from people on Xanga.  Although I can see why many compared it to a Korean "Saving Private Ryan", the movie had a pretty profound effect on me.  No, I didn't start bawling in the movie, although it seemed like every female in the theater was (which btw was ALL Koreans). 



    Unlike most war movies where there's a side that you're supposed to root for, this movie just showed you what I thought was an unbiased and raw look at what it was like during the Korean War.  Maybe it's because I'm Korean but it was hard for me to take a side while watching Koreans (North and South) killing each other, especially since most didn't even know WHY they were fighting


    Although the idea of brother fighting brother isn't something new, I never had a problem rooting for the "good guys" in Civil War movies.  (Maybe it's because the Civil War was mostly white people killing each other and I didn't really connect with any of them.


    Another thought that came to mind while watching the movie was that my parents actually grew up in that time.  It's amazing how times have changed and I think if the youth of today understood the conditions their parents grew up in, they'd realize how good they have it today.


    What's sad is that with all the progress in technology in today's modern world, something so primal and barbaric as WAR still exists.  Maybe Arnold was right in "Terminator 2" when he said that it's in man's nature to destroy ourselves.



    Maybe so, but I hope that before my parents die, they can see a unified Korea again .

September 16, 2004

  • Types


    Do you guys/girls have a certain "type" that you're attracted to physically?  You may not consciously realize it, but looking back do you notice a certain trend when it comes the type of person you seem to end up with?


    My gf used to tell me how I was totally not her type when we first started dating.  She liked guys that look like this:



    She didn't think she had a type but when I pointed out that her ex-bf had that "look", she realized maybe she did.  Of course I showed her the error of her ways and made her realize that I'm the shit. haha


    I never really thought I had a particular "type" myself but from what I've been told, I usually date skinny girls.  *shrug* 


    I remember back in college, a friend of mine always seemed to go for girls who were a little on the thick side.  Not that there's anything wrong with that, but considering he was stick skinny, I just thought it was kinda funny.  Ironically, in recent years he seems to have steered away from fat chicks and goes for thinner ones now.  Speaking of which, you ever notice couples where the girls is big and chunky and the guy is thin and scrawny?  Am I the only one that finds the sight to be a funny mismatch of sorts?


    Anyways, back on topic.  So do you think you have a certain type?  (Your type doesn't have to be limited to only people you've actually dated.  It could be people you find yourself attracted to as well.)


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September 15, 2004


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September 10, 2004

  • http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/40620151.html


    PIT BULL Vs. RACCOON







    Reply to: anon-40620151@craigslist.org
    Date: Thu Aug 26 18:33:47 2004


    All my life I've pondered what would happen if you caged a raccoon, threw him in a ring with a pit bull and had them fight to the death. No, I'm not going to start a thread about how my animal abusive uncle pulled off such a feat (because he would), but this morning at about 3 am I was fortunate enough to witness about 30 seconds worth of this dream match-up and it didn't disappoint!

    I'm sound asleep early this morning when I'm suddenly awakened by the intensity of a fierce street fight between 3 cats...fuckin' battle royal WWF style, and everybody knows what a cat fight sounds like. The only reason this cat fight peeked my interest was because usually cat fights last about 15-20 seconds before one cat realizes he's about to get his ass whupped and runs away like a little bitch. Not this fight. This was fuckin' Ali/ Frazier and after about 45 seconds of ferocity I knew I had to get some ringside seats because these cats were absolutely getting after it! I run to my front room window which looks down on the street and and it was beautiful!! The street light in front of my neighbors house shined right down on the fight like I was at Ceasars Palace. The only thing missing was a giant bong rip and a few half naked ring card girls....and beer. And hookers.....anway....

    So I must have been watching this free for all for about 45 seconds when out of nowhere this big fuckin' raccoon comes rollin' up 5 deep out of the alley between my house and my neighbors' to the right. I mean he's got his posse in full effect. I dont know, they might have been his bitches, all I know is I saw him out of the corner of my eye and at first I thought it was a dog, thats how big this coon was. I see raccoons all the time but this bastard was abnormally big, he was like Deebo from the movie Friday without the introduction music. The intense whine of the cat fight must have attracted his attention, he probably was in some dumpster getting his eat on when he heard the commotion, turned to his hoes and was like, "You wanna go see me whup some ass?" So he rolls up with his entourage and within seconds this cat fight comes to an abrupt end. Game over. Thanks for coming. In the blink of an eye 2 of the cats are fuckin' ghost! They know better. They're like, "No need to stick around, thats the biggest motherfuckin' racoon I've ever seen, I'M OUT!!" Now the other cat, he didn't move. He must have paged the coons or some shit because you could tell they were boys. The minute he saw the calvary coming he probably looked at the other cats and was like, "Yeah, whats up now bitches? This is my block. West side. Recognize!" Throwing up alley cat gang signs n' shit. So I'm watching this and my adrenaline is just pumping, I love confrontation especially between animals. I'm a little disappointed that this raccoon showed up because he broke up a really entertaining cat fight but just when I was about to climax all over myself things got really interesting...

    My neighbors to the left own a pitbull named Davis and by no means is Davis one of those "trained to kill" style ghetto pitbulls, he's actually a sweetheart but he is a pitbull and he can get down. Davis is the kind of dog that is cool with humans but will not hesitate to obliterate any cat he can run down. Occasionally he gets under the fence which doesnt bother me at all but at times has the other neighbors terrofied. Sure enough Davis also heard the catfight and wanted to get a live glimpse himself, he just didn't know he was about to come face to face with a 105+ pound coon. So the minute I see Davis I let out with a "HOLY SHIT!!!" and once again my adrenaline is flaring like a pack of hemorroids because I knew this had the potential to be fuckin' awesome! With that my roommate comes bolting out of his room half asleep thinking somebody was breaking into his piece of shit car, it's black as pitch in our house and dude just runs head on into the hall way corridor. Fuckin' WHAM!!. He goes to turn on the lights in the living room and I'm like, "No, you're going to scare them away," he still has no idea whats going on and turns his attention to what I'm watching and just flips out!! He's more pumped up than I am! You have to understand, my roommate and I are HUGE boxing fanatics who grew up together and were the type of guys who would have heated debates over who would win in a fight, John Rambo or Luke Skywalker. You know the types. King Kong or Godzilla? Mountain lion Vs. Black bear? So this was right up our alley.

    The minute the raccoons see Davis four of them decide it was in their best interest to find the nearest escape route and head right back towards the alley. Not the big fella. This raccoon had balls of steel and even Davis was kinda lookin' at him like, "Yo nigga, don't you know who I am? Is your ass crazy or something? I'm a fuckin' pit bull son." However the only thing on this coons' mind was tearing shit up. So Davis is sizing up the situation and this raccoon goes right into a defensive attack position. It was about to be on and I'm not sure how it happened but within' moments my roommate and I are engaged in a heated debate over the outcome and automatically a 20 dollar bet was on the table. So he starts going off about Davis having "lock jaw" and once Davis establishes that advantage the fight would be over, Davis would tear him apart. I start telling him that it's not going to matter what kind of jaw Davis has because the second he gets close, that raccoon is going to use his razor sharp paws and carve him up something fierce. So we are going round and round like fuckin' Jim Lampley and Larry Merchant from HBO Sports and as always when my adrenaline starts and I get excited...I gotta take an enormous shit. I mean I'm straight up turtle heading. I cant hold it any longer.

    Alright give me some room here....does anyone else get that or is it just me? I dont know why, but ever since I could remember anytime I feel any type of anxiety I automatically have to take a giant dump. It's the craziest thing. If I go to Blockbuster to rent a movie, within about 2 minutes I have to take a shit. Same thing if I go pick up a video game, it's like fuckin' clock work. When I'm about to light up a giant bong rip, I always run to the bathroom first. And sometimes there's no bathroom around so I have to go with the "heal plunge" where I bend over to pretend like I'm tying my shoe but all I'm really doing is ramming my heal up my ass to stop me from shitting all over myself. Speaking of video games, when I was 13 my little brother would bring over his chinese friend to play Nintendo and this kid was such a savage that he wouldn't even bother to press pause when he had to take a shit, he'd just drop a growler right there in his pants!! I mean come on, I know chinese kids love video games but there's a pause button for a reason. This kid was like, "no way" getting to level 9 in Mega Man was WAY more important than a trip to the bathroom. Little fella would just go caveman style right there in the living room.....

    So anyway, I frantically sprint to the bathroom about to drop my garbage all over the floor and I'm on the toilet yelling at my roommate to give me "the play by play". I must have been on the shitter for like 12 seconds flat, if crapping was an Olympic sport I'd have just brought home the gold. I run back into the living room with a trail of toilet paper still lodged in my ass and as soon as I take my seat, my cock blocking neighbor comes flying out of her house screaming at her dog to come. Obviously with that the coon bolts, I'm bummed out of my mind, my roommate throws on the lights in the living room and dude is sporting a 3 inch gash right down his forehead. Apparently when he came running out of his room and took on the hallway corridor the guy split his fuckin' wig. He's got blood all over his shirt like he just went toe to toe with a god damn mountain lion.......

    I got to get some sleep.

  • Xanga Paparazzi 


    As you may have noticed, many people on Xanga maintain their pages behind the veil of anonymity.  Personally, I don't see the big deal in letting one's identity known as it allows people to put a face and name to the entries they read.  But then again, I suppose Xanga provides an outlet for some where they can write and discuss certain topics they normally wouldn't be able should their true identity be known (sex, drugs, racial feelings, etc.)


    Typically, these anonymous Xangans make up for their lack of identity by sharing more open and sometimes explicit material which apparently catches the interest of their readers.


    What I find amusing is when these anonymous Xangans reach a certain level of "popularity", they become the target of the Xanga Paparazzi.  You all know what I mean...someone so bent on figuring out the true identity of an anonymous Xangan that they'll go as far as creating a new page just to showcase their "accomplishments".


    Just some examples:


    stillAdick - is a name known by pretty much everyone on Xanga.  Yes, his entries consist of racial slurs (particularly towards Chinese people <-do you blame him? haha ) but they're presumably made in jest.  I suppose some people took his entries too seriously and as a result, you get someone like logicdick (Chinese btw)who sought out to mock stillAdick by imitating his style and relishing in the fact that he got a semi-recognizable picture of him that everyone already saw.  That's like Columbus dancing for joy after "discovering" America, despite the Native American population already living here.


    luvitorsuckit - A relative newcomer to the Xanga world but he has a sizable following already.  Although he doesn't have a site dedicated to him yet, judging by his entries, the Xanga Paparazzi fledgings have been seeking out his true identity.  In due time buddy...


    The irony behind the Xanga Paparazzi is that they target anonymous Xangans yet they hide behind the walls of anonymity themselves.  If you're going to take the time to target someone, at least have the balls to show yourself.


    I'm not sure what the Xanga Paparazzi is hoping to accomplish, but by doing what they're doing, they're only giving reason for the targets to quit what they were initially targeted for. 


    Anonymous Xangan -> Target -> Anonymous Paparazzi wins!


    Mission accomplished!  Have a great weekend all!


September 9, 2004

  • You guys ever try those new "Brush ups" from Crest? They're basically a substitute for a toothbrush and allow you to clean your teeth on the go.  See below for demonstration:



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