January 5, 2005

  • Grumpy Old Man

    I went to the Knicks game last night with a co-worker and during halftime, they had this little singing competition between 3 young girls around 12 years old or so.  After all 3 had performed, the announcer asked the crowd to pick the winner by applause.  Despite the announcer specifically saying "Remember folks...we don't boo our children here at the Garden", the crowd BOOED girl #3 whose performance was mediocre at best. 


    You're probably thinking...Aww! Poor girl! She must be devastated!  But you know what? I thought it was hilarious! HAHA! If anything, I blame the kid's parents for subjecting her to the public spotlight because they think their kid is special or something and they want to exploit her "talent".


    In other news, the death toll from the tsunami disaster is over 120,000 dead and many more unaccounted for.  I've been reading how people have been donating food, money and even people on Xanga posting links on their pages.  However, I've also been reading how in the midst of this tragedy, there have been numerous accounts of rape and kidnapping going on as well as donation scams where fake organizations and charities are soliciting money from people who think they are really helping. 


    It's pretty fucked up that there are people who will exploit a tragedy for their own benefit.  The same shit happened after 9/11 with fake charities, people stealing/looting, people filing false death claims to collect money, etc.  But you know what? That's life and human nature.


    I'm sorry but despite the magnitude and sadness of this tsunami tragedy, it hasn't really touched me at all.  Yeah I feel bad for the people suffering but I'm not crying about it.  After all, I don't know them and they don't know me.  I personally think it's bullshit how people ACT like they're all compassionate and caring whenever there's a disaster yet they go about their self-centered lives otherwise.  Does donating money in times of tragedy fill that quota of ours of doing something good for others?


    A new year, soon to be another year older, I find myself becoming more and more jaded with age.  With the exception of a few people who I hold close, I simply don't give a shit anymore.  And why should I?  No one else does. 


    Happy New Year everyone...

December 23, 2004

  • I'm still alive...did ya miss me guys?  I know I haven't written in a while but I'll try to think up some interesting entries for you to read.  Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday!

November 23, 2004

  • Love - Proof of God's Existence?

    Believe it or not, I used to be pretty religious back in high school.  Probably even more so than my brother is now.  Over the years, certain incidents and difficult hardships in my life have steered me away from religion and God.  Becoming more analytical and skeptical with age didn't help my faith either.  Personally I think the human element is what creates the negative stigma (war, terrorism, bible-thumping fundamentalists, etc.) surrounding all religions.  One of the things that all religions have in common at their core is that they all begin with a Creator.  Now I'm not the most religious person in the world anymore but I do believe in God.


    The following is just a mere perspective on my part regarding the existence of God and is not meant to be construed as me preaching or anything.  Perhaps it might even help the skeptical people out their re-evaluate their spiritual lives.  *shrug*  Here we go...


    The debate between the concepts of evolution and creation has been one that's been going on for years.  Only until recently did people start considering that perhaps the two concepts could co-exist.  The time frame of creation as described in the Bible does not have to be taken literally as "7 days" as we have no idea what "1 day" covers by God's definition.  Rather "1 day" could symbolize a point in time that covers the span of millions of years in the evolution of the Earth and its inhabitants.


    A key component of evolution is the idea of adaptation to environmental changes and the necessities for survival.  The 5 senses that all of us have are shared by many different species on some level and they all serve some purpose.  For example, the sense of smell allows us not only to taste food but it also serves to warn us of possible danger (smoke, toxic fumes, etc).  For other animals, it allows the detection of pheremones, vital to sexual attraction and reproduction.


    Of all the senses and emotions that humans and animals alike share and experience, there is one emotion that serves as the greatest evidence of God.  That's the existence of LOVE as a human emotion with a recognized equivalent amongst other "lower" forms of life.


    Love does not make sense.


    It doesn't get you ahead in life.  It doesn't necessarily perpetuate any species.  It can lead you into a suicidal self-sacrifice for an evidently unworthy individual, people, society or idea.


    Why is there love, except that it is a mirror of God's existence?


    Why are we driven to self-sacrifice?  Why are we driven to form alliances so risky, alliances against all common sense of self preservation?


    It serves no purpose to perpetuate any species.  We form love bonds with the same sex, with lower orders of creatures, with groups and societies, and with ideas.  Why?


    Love seems to be some weird invisible thread that permeates all of creation, yet it has no logical foundation in any theory of evolution or proposition of creation except that it is an idea that approximates the "heart of God".


    Sexual attraction is evinced by chemical reactions and fits into the theory of evolution and procreation.  Love does not.   In certain circumstances, there might be a genuine and measurable non-erotic quickening when you are in the presence of something or someone you love.  That love continues to exist, however, even when the quickening is absent.


    So what is the logical reason behind the phenomenon of love?  How did it ever help the evolutionary process?


    What makes a dog keep going back into a fire looking for his owner, until he had irrepairably damaged himself?  Even on a sub-human level, this action seems contrary to the idea of self-preservation and the constant evolution of species.


    Allow me if you will to speak briefly of love from a Christian perspective.  Is it any surprise that the idea of love is exemplified in Jesus sacrificing Himself for the salvation of mankind?  Even if you're not a Christian, you'll find the concept of love intertwined in most religions.


    As we all go about our daily lives, perhaps the proof of God's existence has been there all along, evident in the love we have for our family, friends, significant others and even pets.


    With Thanksgiving Day coming up this week, try to look at the time spent with your chosen company as something more than the celebration of "turkey day".


    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!


November 19, 2004


  • A Life Altering Decision!! Please help!


    I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.


    I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while I was crouched down behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel well.

    Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?


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    I found the above story on one of the car message boards I frequent and thought it was funny.  I'm not sure who the author is or if non-car buffs would even appreciate the humor in it.  Ehh...whatever.  Have a good weekend all!


    P.S. If you have any topics you'd like me to write about or just have something you want my opinion or perspective on, feel free to make suggestions.

November 18, 2004











  • A Less Costly Union

    Brides, take heart: Cheap, chic weddings are the latest trend






















    Jessica Shearman and Neil Corp served burgers from White Castle.
    Sarah Klein and David Kwan recruited pals to pitch in at their nuptials.
    J. Crew sells chic wedding gowns for less.
    Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston spent tens of thousands on fireworks at their wedding. And Madonna shelled out almost $300,000 for Champagne.

    Then there's the rest of us.

    Like Jessica Shearman, who served White Castle burgers and cheese and crackers at her wedding in June 2003. "We didn't have any money, and no one else was paying for the wedding, so we went cheap," says the 33-year-old of her Gramercy Park nuptials.

    More and more couples are bucking the blow-your-savings-trend, ditching the white chocolate truffle cakes and ice sculptures. They're getting creative with less pricey ways to celebrate their unions.

    "You don't have to keep up with the Joneses," says Rosanna McCollough, editor-in-chief of WeddingChannel.com. "There are brides and grooms who make it a grand event and others who recognize the importance of the day, but think it's too much of an extravagance to spend a ton of money for just a few hours."

    "The trend these days is not to do these big fancy commercial weddings," says Erika Lenkert, entertainment expert and author of "The Last Minute Party Girl," an on-the-cheap planning guide. "People are increasingly leaning toward less orchestrated and more organic weddings that they can integrate their own style into. I find the less money you have, the more clever you are."

    And the more practical, too. According to McCollough, there are several key things couples can do to cut costs. The first is to be meticulous with the food and beverage list, which can account for up to 40%-50% of the wedding budget.

    Saturday Night Price Fever

    "Think about whether you really have to have a Saturday night dinner, because it costs more, foodwise," she says. "Maybe you can opt to do brunch or lunch."

    Shameeka Silver, 28, who works for Verizon, scaled back food and beverage costs for her $9,500 wedding by buying $650 worth of liquor in New Jersey, where there's a lower sales tax. As for food, the Brooklyn native bought her own, including salmon, turkey and macaroni and cheese, and got her uncle, a chef, to do the cooking.

    Party expert Lenkert encourages couples to follow in Silver's footsteps.

    "Most people are thrilled to be included in the specialness of your day," she says. That was true for Sarah Klein and David Kwan, whose $12,000 ceremony cost less than half the national average (a whopping $27,000) spent by most couples. (<-every wedding I've been to so far has cost WAY more than that)

    Klein and Kwan's friends did everything from making the bouquet to deejaying (the couple bought a 1930s Victrola for $40 off Craigslist) to officiating at the ceremony.

    "People were really eager to do things for us," says Klein, 36, an art teacher. "You have to give up a bit of control when you do that. Just letting people know got the ball rolling. And it wasn't all about saving money. We didn't want to have strangers doing these things for us."

    Another area to save is flowers, which represent about 8%-10% of the total budget. It's important to be flexible, says McCollough.

    "There's no rule that says you have to have fresh flowers. Use hurricane lamps as your centerpieces or transport the ceremony flowers to the reception."

    Or just make your own. Silver saved big time on decorating expenses by scouring 99-cent stores and wholesale shops for candles and artificial blooms, which she used to make her own centerpieces.

    Ailza Karathomas, who married husband Nicholaos on Oct. 3 in Hempstead, L.I., thinks couples shouldn't worry about decorations at all.

    She simply recycled. "Most brides shouldn't even bother with the decorations if they're going to be at a church, because they tend to book back to back, especially on Sundays," says the 29-year-old food-service manager. "The church I got married in was like that. They just kept the same decorations."

    A sample of savings

    Hitting sample sales is the key to cutting dress costs. Vera Wang's annual bargain blowout is one of the most popular in the city. But lesser-known events, including the ones listed on NYSale.com, can be a budget girl's gold mine. Even J. Crew offers economical - but still elegant - options, like a $550 satin empire-waisted strapless gown and a $180 tricotine silk dress.

    And if a cheap gown is good enough for celebs, it's good enough for us. Singer/songwriter Michelle Branch personalized her $300 dress by tea-staining it and sewing on a vintage rose. The 21-year-old also opted for a destination wedding on an island near Mexico, another option that's surprisingly budget-minded.

    "Destination weddings can be cost effective because the average wedding has 164 guests. But a destination wedding has around 54," says Millie Bratten, editor in chief of Bride's magazine. "Plus you can have your honeymoon there. All you have to do is send everyone home."

    Some resorts, like Sandals, even offer packages that include the wedding ceremony for free.

    Money, after all, shouldn't be the main focus of your big day.

    "The biggest thing is hospitality," Bratten says. "It doesn't have to be expensive. Just make it special."

    That's something David Kwan understands.

    "The best money you can spend is your own sweat. We worked hard and the payoff was a high-quality wedding that was priceless. If I had to do it over again, I wouldn't change a thing."
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    So how many of you girls out there would be cool with serving White Castles at your wedding?   Damn I could go for some right now.  I'm hungry~

November 4, 2004

  • The End of Days

    Do you believe in armageddon?  The end of the world? 


    Whether it be through religion or through movies, we've all been presented with the idea, but have you ever thought of the possibility of it really happening?


    If the end of the world does come, how do you think it's going to happen?  I doubt it'll be due to computers one day becoming "self aware" and seeking to destroy humanity by taking over our nuclear weapons (see Terminator).  I think if the end were to ever come, it will be a result of war.


    Now that the elections are over, it seems the issue of Iraq is behind us, or is it?  For many out there, it was right for us to invade Iraq, despite the fact that no WMDs were found or the fact that Saddam never attacked the U.S.  (There was no connection between 9/11 and Iraq.)  What's done is done and regardless of who our president is now, we can't change that.  What bothers me is the fact that people seem to think preemptive strikes are acceptable.  Call me a tree-hugging liberal if you want but I believe that violence only breeds more violence.


    "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." - Albert Einstein


    Consider the following scenario:


    In response to the war in Iraq, there's another major terrorist attack in the U.S.  Of course to retaliate, the U.S. launches another offensive and invades another country in the Middle East (probably Iran or Syria).  Whether it's actually responsible for the attack doesn't matter as long as it poses an "imminent threat".  Because our military is already spread thin due to the war in Iraq, the government has no choice but to instill a draft in order to fight this new war.  Outraged Americans refuse to give into a draft and a civil war breaks out in our country between the citizens and the government.  Perceiving the instability and chaos, the Arab nations seize the opportunity to attack Israel and/or the U.S.  This escalates to a very short WWIII due to nuclear weapons being used.  Modern civilization as we know it is over.


    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein


    Does that sound far fetched or ridiculous to you?  Just as far fetched and unbelievable as the idea of people flying planes into buildings?


    It's really sad that we're in the 21st century and despite all our advances in technology and science (even within the past 100 years), that war still exists.


    Religion has been the cause of bloodshed throughout the history of man.  One religion trying to prove that it's right and the others are wrong.  However, there is one thing that all religions seem to agree on.  Every religion whether it be Christianity, Islam, or Judaism makes mention of the end of the world.  Some religious fundamentalists will even go so far as believing they're one of the catalysts to make it happen.  What better way to illustrate the idea of "free will" than to make the choices to destroy ourselves. 


    Today, religion has been replaced by politics.  Because democracy seems to be working so well in this country, we seem to be on a mission to unilaterally impose democracy on other countries. 


    This "war on terror" presumes that all terrorists are nothing but religious psychos out to kill indiscriminately, but even psychos have their reasons.


    For example, although it's never discussed because to do so would be anti-semetic , a BIG reason behind the attacks on 9/11 was due to the U.S.'s support of Israel.  In the Bin Laden video released last week, he even said he got the idea for 9/11 after watching buildings in Lebanon destroyed by U.S. supported Israel.


    The criticism for the U.S. support of Israel still exists today but you'll never see any politician address it.  After all, they wouldn't want to piss off all the rich Jewish people in our country.  It's much easier to just brand them all terrorists and seek out their destruction.


    Until the underlying reasons for terrorism are addressed, this "war on terror" will be no more successful than the "war on drugs".


    For every action, there is an equal but opposite reaction...

November 3, 2004

October 29, 2004

  • Phatboy's Theory of Evolution 

    So as I was going home on the subway last night after class, I happened to sit across from this big black woman with two young kids.  Now when I say "big" I mean like Jabba the Hutt BIG.  Each of her thighs were the thickness of tree trunks and her ass was as large as one of those bean bags you sit on. 



    Now I have nothing against fat people nor am I making fun of them right now...but observing the sheer mass of this woman coupled with the fact she had two young children struck me with a revelation...


    I now know why black guys have big dicks!


    It has to do with the evolution involved in procreation and reproduction!  Right now you're probably thinking WTF?! Black guys? Big dicks?? Procreation?!  WTF is this guy talking about??  Let me explain...


    We all know that black women tend to have big bubble butts right?  If you don't believe me, just take a look at the next black woman you see and tell me she doesn't have a proportionately larger ass than your typical female.  With that in mind, I present to you the following diagram:



    As you can see, due to the larger posterior of the black woman, in order for reproduction to be possible, the male member must compensate somehow for the added distance it must travel to reach its goal.  *Enter evolution*  Animals have been known to change their physiology over time to adapt to their surroundings for the purpose of survival. 


    Example:  Giraffes have long necks because they needed to reach the tall trees to feed.   The same concept applies here.  If black men's dicks didn't grow to adapt to the black woman's ass, they wouldn't be able to procreate...putting the survival of the black race in jeopardy.


    Still skeptical about my theory?  Compare the above to the following:



    Asian women tend to be skinny and flat, lacking the curves of non-Asians, especially when compared to black women.  Since the Asian male had no need to adapt like the black man did in order to reproduce, there was no advanced dick growth needed.  The result? Asian males are cursed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).


    There seems to be a stereotype that black men have the largest dicks while Asian men have the smallest.  Granted, stereotypes are merely generalizations and there are always exceptions but for the most part they tend to be true.  Now you know the evolutionary science behind it!


    Now as to why black women have large round asses while Asian women have flat ones...researchers are still investigating that.


    And btw, I'm really BLACK. haha


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    Just in case some people happen to be overly sensitive and get offended by this entry, it's a JOKE!  Say it with me...JOOOOOOOKE!  Not ALL Asian guys have BDS. haha


    Have a happy and safe Halloween weekend everyone! 

October 28, 2004

  • I just called to say, "agdhfskjfas" (a.k.a Drunk Dialing)  


    Drunk dialing...it seems to have become somewhat of a past time for some people.  Now I'm not knocking on people who do drunk dial.  Out of curiosity though, can someone explain to me the purpose of drunk dialing?  What exactly do you "talk" about? 


    They say that being drunk lowers your inhibitions and supposedly your true self shows itself.  If that's the case, aren't people concerned with what might come out of their mouths when they drunk dial?  Or can those words later be dismissed using alcohol as the culprit?


    This is just a guess on my part, but typically when someone is drunk dialing, isn't the recipient of the call usually sober?  If both people are drunk, I guess I can see it being funny and amusing but if a guy drunk dialed a sober girl and started spouting mumbo jumbo in a slurred and garbled voice, would the girl find it funny or a total turnoff?  If a girl drunk dialed a sober guy and started whining or acting stupid, would the guy find it cute or repulsive?


    To those that have drunk dialed:  Do you recall anything the next day?  Was there ever a time when you regretted having drunk dialed someone?


    To those that have received a drunk dial:  Were you sober at the time?  If so, did you find the conversation amusing or annoying?  Did someone ever drunk dial you and say something totally crazy or unexpected?


    As I said before, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with drunk dialing.  It's just that whenever I'm drunk, I always fall asleep and pass out.   The last thing on my mind is talking to another person.  I'm just wondering what I'm missing out on.


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    The newest member of the Xanga Ninja Clan...fubar!



    He got the headband action going and everything! Haha! Standing at 6'9" I dunno how much stealth he would have though.

October 27, 2004

  • How to be a Ninja Clan!


    After my last entry, I was wondering how many people would actually seek the Path of the Ninja.  Thanks to ninja recruiter haeil82, I found my answer:





                 



    ^ Umm...I think this guy took the whole ninja thing to a whole new level though.  SMILE DUDE!


    Forget all the stupid costumes for Halloween!! Let's all go out as NINJAS this weekend!  As you can see, even girls can be ninjas too!  (Although the typical slutty schoolgirl/cop/nurse/etc. might be more appealing to the guys)