August 4, 2005
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Have you ever farted and then had to run out of the room because you couldn't bear the smell? What about taking a shit? Maybe it's just me, but the smell of my own fart/shit doesn't bother me a bit but the same smell from others makes me gag.
I just went to the bathroom and as soon as I walked in, I was greeted by the sound of butt trumpets and a stench that could strip the paint off a car. I literally had to hold my breath while pissing and couldn't wait to get out of there. I can't help but think of that scene in the Shawshank Redemption when Andy (Tim Robbins) crawled through that sewer pipe when he's escaping, puking every couple of steps. Can you imagine what he must have experienced?
I try to reinact the scene whenever Choiiiiii is riding in my car and I'm driving. I'd have the windows up and just let loose with my personal air freshener without saying a word. When the aroma finally hits him, his reaction is priceless. It's even better when you have a car with windows you can lock from the driver's side. Just crank up the heater and watch the hilarity ensue.
Comments (19)
hahaha... OMG. the image would be priceless!!!! there's been several times when i walked into a public bathroom that smelled sooo bad it'd make me want to vomit.
that's just fucked up....but choi deserves ever breathe
puahahahhahaha... i just got a mental picture... nice.
bitch......you better watch YO BACK!
lolol... i totally picture mike's face
wow... i bet mikey feels really special
take a pics next time
hahaha ...
muhahahha u should've hung out with david more often, and experience his infamour fart.
insane!!...haha...
i used to let loose SBDs all the time in HS, sometimes i'd use my notebook to fan it to the unlucky students sitting next to me...suckas!!...LOL...
hahaha, thats evil mann, thats a legit way of torturing someone
yO thats freakin awful!!!! ur horrible!!! ^^
*lyss*
what's up with older guys and their farts? seriously... it's like, when guys pass the age of 26, they become farting machines. yuck.
YUCK dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol! i dont think i can fart that much to kill someone.
uhm.. i've been reading your xanga for awhile but im toolazy to actually write anything.. but now since i have the time.. i thought i'd write something =)
that's awesome~! fart away~!
NO. its good! did you have fun fri night?
It's called proper grammatical form. Try writing your next paper for law school without indenting every new paragraph and see what happens.
It's not required. If it was, then I would call pretty much everyone out on Xanga. But I don't, because it's the way I prefer to do it. Why it's such a big issue to you, I have no clue.
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