March 11, 2005
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Wedding Moos (Blues)
So I was listening to the radio this morning and a woman called up asking for help. Her problem? She was getting married and she didn’t want to include one of her fat friends in the bridal party because she felt that it would ruin the image of the wedding photos. The caller wanted the radio station’s help in mediating the situation with the fat friend. So the radio station called up moo-moo with the bride-to-be on the line and the conversation that followed was something like:
Bride: This is my wedding and it’s a once in a lifetime thing. What’s wrong with me wanting everyone to look good in the pictures which are going to remind me of my special day for years to come?
Fattie: The purpose of having a bridal party is to share your wedding day with your friends. You’re just a rude bitch and the fat comment was uncalled for.
Bride: Ok fine..not “fat” but chubby. It wouldn’t hurt for you to lose a few pounds.
Fattie: Oh I’m sorry…I’m not perfect like you!
Bride: I know I’m not perfect but I don’t let myself go.
Fattie: You know what? I’m glad you called on the radio because I hope all your friends see what a bitch you are!
Bride/Fattie: Bitch! Bitch! Blah blah blah
*hangs up*
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Geez! I can only imagine the stress and anxiety women already have to suffer when planning their wedding. Makeup, hair, flowers, dresses (for herself and bridal party), etc. Now you guys have to worry about having fat friends too? With so much shit to deal with, can you tell me WHY girls want to get married so badly again?
I just had a funny thought…imagine a bride having a bridal party full of fatties. Can you imagine the stampede that would ensue during the bouquet toss? It would be like an entire football defensive line blitzing after the quarterback. HAHAHA!
Ok time to go back into my hole…
Comments (47)
omggg i heard dat shiet!!! crazyyy
hey r hitting up crobar tonite at all? just curious
i heard something similar to this a year ago on the radio.
hahaha … that cartoon was hilarious! is that supposed to be you and simon is the guy with the hat?
See you on the slopes dude~
well…usually bridesmaids get fitted for their dress asap and if it doesnt fit it would create more problems. esp. if the bride has paid for the dresses upfront. i thnk any reason person COULD go on a crash diet cuz who would want to look fat in pictures?! ROFL
stampede.. hahaha
lol i wish i heard that!
shit what a bitch! anyways. i cant help but to say, i wanna get married too, not helpin when ill be teachin Kindergarten this spring and i have lil monkeys runnin aorund
holy shit
i fucking LOVE taht comic.
that is PURE inki.
hHAHA i love the comics. that was SOOO ed!
hahahahahha, that comic is hilarious!! so that’s where u’ve been….
and that bride was really mean, especially calling the radio station and embarassing her chubby friend like that..
…although, i DO have a SLIGHTLY similar situation..but it’s more because both our families are conservative koreans..
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA fat girls suck!!!!!
that’s really mean. but there are people like that out there, if she’s going to say something like that, she must not be such a good friend to her in the first place. i mean, she doesn’t have to invite all of her friends to be part of the bridal party.
the thing about women wanting to get married definitely has to do with societal pressures. there’s constant reports on women’s biological clocks, and stereotypes of old maids, etc. my sister’s 24 (no where near old) and yet my family has begun badgering her 2 years ago with questions of when she’s going to get married, etc. and my dad has been hinting that he wants to be a grandfather already. i think women in turn pressure their boyfriends because they don’t want to be part of the population that’s in the age group where they “should” be married already.
woah… long time no see. you sent me a link a while back but didnt work on my mac.
and what that bride did was so messed up. how could you do that to your own friend.
omg that’s just sad
that is so wrong…she actually did this on the radio? what an attention whoring bitch.
OMG what a fucking bitch!
Dude.. if I ever get married and you’re fat, I’m gonna tell you the same thing BIOTCH@!!!!!
BTW that cartoon’s hilarious. My coworkers all stared at me cause I was laughing out loud.
i was halfway through reading your cartoon and my boss walks by. he goes, “christine, that’s not XXX project.” first time i’ve been “caught” goofing off.
that’s y i keep off pages with colored backgrounds and pictures…
but i ended up finishing the cartoon. hahahahahahha
hahahaha that cartoon is totally inkster!
lol at the comic
haha! both are funny! -props-
<3 Alix
What radio do ya’ll listen too? -.^
saw ya on featured…..just had to comment that I heard that this morning on the radio too. Crazy ideas. I’m not married, nor am I getting married anytime soon but IMO, you ask someone to be in your wedding because you value them as your friend and sometimes even consider them a part of the extended family. I think that was rude of the bride to be. Anyhow…have a good night.
datz so funny and mean at the same time
April 1st Crobar baby! ! Tiesto~ 
woah!!. thats some funnt shit on the radio and that comic is a classic.. nice site dude.. later
random props nice site ; )
your gay
wow what a total bitch that girl was. people cant get much worse than that…
loved the comics tho! ^_^
~sandra
i heard something like that on the radio i just hope i dont have to deal with all that crap during my wedding. i heard something about a lady waiting for her wedding dress which was in two days and the company sold it to another person who was paying more. thats harsh.
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+random props+
hilarious comic
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love those comics. haha
<3 the site, haha i’d love to be the fat bride and kick her ass haha =) random props
I recently got married. I wanted my big friend in my wedding but my husband felt that the wedding guests would make fun of her. Also I was kinda scared I wouldn’t be able to find a dress that would fit her…
I agree entirely. There’s this little black moron at my school who scored like 30 points lower than me on the PSAT’s and got an award. I only got commended. Good job exposing that hypocritical bullshit.
funny cartoon hehe random props!
Hello. Random comment-saw you on featured. I must say, I applaud you for your work. The previous posts about racism-wholeheartedly agree, seeing as my point of view comes from an emigree- natural born Colombian. So I give you major props on that.
Love the cartoon-nice choice. Foxtrot, isn’t it? I’ll be subscribing to your site, find it quite engaging.
funny thing… my friend is hooked on some war computer game as we speak.
about the wedding thing… i don’t even want to think about marriage yet. but that was soooo wrong of the bride to exclude her friend just b/c she’s fat.
wow that’s messed up what that girl did to her friend…it’s one thing not to ask her to be part of the bridal party but to do it on the radio and embarrass her like that sucks. funny comic, haha.
i bet that fat person lost a shit load of weight… good for the skinny bitch to light a fire under her fat ass hahaha…
ye of lil faith. i would not do that to you.
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back from the dead!~ so, why is this post about marriage…. something on your mind you wanna discuss man?
Fox Trot is one of my favorite comics…Ha haha…glad that you posted that, I had missed one or two of those.
I think it is very insensitive for the bride to even think of not having one of her friends in the bridal party simply because the friend is a bit chubby. So what?! There are plenty of ways to dress someone who is slightly chubby and make them look fabulous! That bride is a very insensitive, selfish, and inconsiderate person. Good thing I don’t have friends like that…or at least I hope I don’t.
LOL nice cartoon…you’d be surprised how brides become bridezillas =P
haha.. does he look familiar now?
thanks for sharing the strips